Ebenezer Shittingway
Aniki is my King

Minions? The sleep deprived ones?

Try conquering Holland, would spice up my life for sure

Lol i thought so, well you always have your minions to play with

Wassup mate

I thought so.

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BTB: >A PRIVATE ISLAND.> RICHEST MAN IN EGYPT. I can only say... do what is necessary and do not have too much skin-burning joy.

Who owns an island? Ah, the richest man in Egypt, of course. *tries to wrap head around someone actually owning an entire island*

Congrats on the mod position! It's not that I see people as food, but you seem so pumpkin-y now.

Oh, I finished reading. Now I want to reply. >:

Quickly:

Yes, the same grandmother I spoke of. :3 She is the only grandmother I am close to; my other nan is from Norway and she's quite a bit older.. and has started to lose it most definitely. She talks about fairies and angels and money she doesn't have all the time now. But the grandmother I'm visiting this weekend has most of her wits, so hurray!

I logged on too late! I'm only here for a jiffy.. (I am basically throwing my stuff together in my suitcase like my house is burning down because I didn't pack well enough last night, and I have to leave sooner than I was supposed to.)

I read most of your message! I will finish reading it when I am not in such a hurry and I can find a quiet spot with internet (I am not sure when this will be though..), and reply to it I will. I'm tempted to reply to it now, but then I'd be late and then I wouldn't be going anywhere. ._.

By the way, you should try a freezing cold bath/shower if you haven't. I am serious when I say this is the only way to cool down sometimes. I feel bad for you in all that heat.. SO MUCH EMPATHY. You need some sort of umbrella with sprinklers or a little air conditioner sewn into your clothing. *invents*